The Nice Guys, 2013

©  Warner Bros. Pictures

Holly March: “Dad, there’s like whores here and stuff.”
Holland March: “Sweetheart, how many times have I told you?
Don’t say “and stuff”. Just say “dad, there are whores
Holly March: “Well, there’s like a ton.”


It’s heartening to know that before the ill-fated, bloated, stroking itself, Predator, 2018, Shane Black (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, 2005) was doing what he does best and not being forced into making or getting an obsessive entry addition to the inter-galactic horror franchise and instead relied mainly on quick wits and good ol’ fashioned fistfights, where even the two big wigs are evidently having some fun while playing cops and robbers/killers in a crime-caper film. Hollywood heavyweight Russell Crowe (Unhinged, 2020) and the cool, gentle, and collected Ryan Gosling (Only God Forgives, 2013) keep on searching for recompense for their past sins with saucy arrogance, something that would not wanna hurt a fly. And believe me when I say that this one has one of the most startling, out of left-field, hilarious and dark, desexualizing during the act of self-gratification opening scenes in a film, ever. Plus, the irony of the matter is simply another matter, it makes it cross the funny boundaries and straight into stupefying and absurd. 

Toilet Humor

Cinematographer Philippe Rousselot does a fantastic job in capturing the desert, dusty look of a forty-year-old LA. Set designer Danielle Berman creates a light but intense, a cloak and dagger version of the Seventies. The film could’ve easily been bungled, like how the (Get to the Choppa) franchise remake was, however, here the glory of the time period and the ebullient vitality and energy of the actors is most evident and that is where the audience derives what it derives, mainly with the unlikely buddy comedy (Lethal Weapon?) of the two leads, wrapped in sharp talk, a jaunty comic harmony. and gunplay and the Seventies being channeled the way it is supposed to be siphoned, with its spot-on performances and the dark, eclectic neo-noir homage of violence.

The film is filled to the brim with slapdash action-comedy and a keen sense of a period-piece and detectives and criminals, that quickly move from one place to another but not without leaving a mark, it seems, forever. The ironic satire blends in well with entertaining action and spot-on performances, plus It is good to realize that films like these are still being made, films with just enough cockiness, the right amount of hamming it up for the forced laugh (which does come naturally, even if in ridicule), a scene showing (Kim Bassinger and) how fate turns on a dime or a leaf of a check-book in this case, a Jaws II billboard in the background, an adequate supply of hand-to-hand action, a run time which could’ve been shorter but let’s just pretend I didn’t write that for the film is just rightly done at close to two hours. With the rich with dialogues screenplay by Black and Anthony Bagarozzi, it keeps everyone well informed, even if edgy.

It is indeed refreshing to learn that a retro-gumshoe/Detective Magazine
film can still manage to entertain when done with sufficient lens flares,
drawn-out shots in boxy set-pieces, and a very dangerous hit-man. It is quite a treat to watch the unlikeliest of stars buddy up to solve ‘the crime of the century’, it is also quite fantastic to make the acquaintance of a detective who can’t smell and a fat, out of shape Gladiator who is now a gun for hire, or a very angry man in an SUV and pretty Unhinged, as far as road rage goes. 

All of this and then some make this a popular artifact that somehow still feels fitting. It is all being turned upside down and yet, it all seems perfect.

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